Matt's Top 100 - May 14th, 2012

Well well, isn't this a surprise? No, no, not the number 1 and 2. They are boring in their positions but orgasmic to the ears, being the infectious "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen and the hot-to-trot Ricki-Lee Coulter with "Do It Like That", respectfully. I'm talking about our bullet into the number 3 position this week, in her 38th week on the chart - "Merry Go Round" by Suzie McNeil! This song hung around the number 11 position like doggy-doo on a shoe and wouldn't budge for weeks and weeks, until she decided that she didn't wanna look up at other artists above her zooming in and out of the top 10 like they owned the place, so she did something about it. She said, "Look Matt. You don't keep me hovering outside the top 10 for no reason - you obviously love me - so show me the love!" And I succumbed. I'll admit, she got me. The song always did deserve full attention and a position to deserve it's rights, and it does so this week. So Suzie, you can remove the gun from the back of my neck - your song is great okay! Geesh, women are overtaking my chart - what IS this? The boys have to step up their game! Luckily Jonny McGovern holds off any further fish-smell from entering the top 4, although he pretty much is just a hairier version of a girl, so the jury is still out on that one. He is in with the catchy "#TOTDF" Kelly cops a kick to the face this week, dropping back but still clinging onto the top 5, with "Dark Side". This girl always puts up a fight on Matt's Top 100, don't you worry about that. Reba, Delta, Matt and Gotye round out the top 9, and Darren Hayes squeezes out last week's number 10 to claim his third top 10 hit this year, already, with "Stupid Mistake". This queen was not letting a group of up and coming queens hold onto his top 10 crown! (I did notice everyone chose to ignore the D.Hayes and J.Lo 'huge bottom' joke in last weeks commentary - although the comment may have just been removed by our amazing board's moderators, who do an incredible amazing fanTABulous job here, in which case I do apologise for any confusion of my words that may have caused my readers to obtain a dirty mind) Anywho, DEV and Enrique enter the top 20 this week with 'Naked', which may or may not be my theme song when I drink too much of a Saturday night Now, special mention should go to an artist who hasn't been around for a while, in with an incredible debut at number 15 this week. I find it such a sweet song and I believe this artist is such an incredible lyricist and always has been. A nice comeback! I've replayed it about eight times just tonight so far Also debuting at 21 is Kate Miller-Heidke with "I'll Change Your Mind". Anyone who hasn't seen the film clip to this needs to just so they can squirm at the ending like I did a few days ago She also gets extra points for calling the artist at number 86 on my chart this week a "Pot-Kettle ****wit" on twitter this week in retaliation to him saying that she was a waste of space. I have never laughed so hard in ages at such a good comeback! Anyhow, I'm rambling, as usual Enjoy the rest of the chart  TW LW TI HP TITLE ARTIST 1 1 23 1 Call Me Maybe Carly Rae Jepsen 2 2 8 2 Do It Like That Ricki Lee 3 9 38 3 Merry Go Round Suzie McNeil 4 4 4 4 #TOTDF Jonny McGovern 5 3 10 3 Dark Side Kelly Clarkson 6 6 18 6 Somebody's Chelsea Reba McEntire 7 5 7 3 Sitting On Top Of The World Delta Goodrem 8 8 16 1 Brother Matt Corby 9 7 43 1 Somebody That I Used To Know Gotye feat. Kimbra 10 11 5 10 Stupid Mistake Darren Hayes 11 10 16 6 One Thing One Direction 12 13 6 12 Dance Again Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull 13 15 8 13 Primadonna Marina And The Diamonds 14 14 9 14 The Music Won't Break Your Heart Stan Walker 15 NEW 1 15 Guardian Alanis Morissette 16 16 34 1 What Makes You Beautiful One Direction 17 12 16 2 We Are Young Fun. Feat Janelle Monae' 18 20 14 15 Naked DEV & Enrique Iglesias 19 19 10 19 Good Girl Carrie Underwood 20 22 17 4 Next To Me Emeli Sande 21 NEW 1 21 I'll Change Your Mind Kate Miller-Heidke 22 24 16 2 No Show Regurgitator 23 25 4 23 212 Azealia Banks 24 18 37 1 Bloodstained Heart Darren Hayes 25 27 5 25 Shut Up And Kiss Me Reece Mastin 26 26 8 26 Rosebud The Jezabels 27 31 8 27 Brokenhearted Karmin 28 30 5 28 I Don't Like You Eva Simons 29 28 14 20 Like A Girl In Love Elen Levon 30 32 17 17 I Like Klaas & Bodybangers 31 35 5 31 2012 (If The World Would End) Mike Candys feat. Evelyn & Patrick Miller 32 46 3 32 Talk Me Down Alyssa Reid 33 29 25 1 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) Kelly Clarkson 34 33 21 5 Masterpiece Madonna 35 34 16 9 All This Way Amanda Fondell 36 17 12 8 Euphoria Loreen 37 23 16 9 Free Graffiti6 38 37 6 37 1974 The Knux feat. Natalia Kills 39 21 8 5 Ode To The Bouncer Studio Killers 40 38 14 32 Easy Way Out Gotye 41 36 35 1 Amazing Vanessa Amorosi 42 48 18 34 Set It Off Timomatic 43 39 31 1 Raining Diamonds Ricki Lee 44 49 42 2 Call Your Girlfriend Robyn 45 44 8 42 Young Homie Chris Rene 46 45 3 45 Can't Say No Conor Maynard 47 41 10 30 Girl Gone Wild Madonna feat. Avicii 48 42 25 1 Big In Japan Martin Solveig & Dragonette feat. Idoling 49 43 18 14 Give Your Heart A Break Demi Lovato 50 NEW 1 50 Child 360 51 51 28 12 Get Used To It Ben Lee 52 50 23 8 Born To Die Lana Del Rey 53 47 22 16 Gimme That Cassie 54 55 8 42 Internet Friends Knife Party 55 57 12 51 So Listen Cody Simpson feat. T-Pain 56 58 4 56 Northern Light Basshunter 57 67 23 30 Ours Taylor Swift 58 65 7 58 Curiosity Carly Rae Jepsen 59 53 27 17 Act Yr Age Bluejuice 60 54 35 3 Playmate To Jesus Aqua 61 60 26 32 Black Out The Sun Darren Hayes 62 56 28 3 Good Night Reece Mastin 63 64 14 45 Banner Lights 64 74 5 64 Nobody Knows Darin 65 40 12 27 Part Of Me Katy Perry 66 66 5 66 Picking Up The Pieces Paloma Faith 67 71 23 47 He Likes Boys Simone Battle 68 61 24 2 Weak Melanie C 69 62 36 12 The One That Got Away Katy Perry 70 77 39 12 Hand Dance Liquid Diet 71 76 8 71 Bow Wow Wow Bodyrox feat. Chipmunk and Luciana 72 59 17 19 Hello Baby Asher Monroe 73 80 5 73 Lies Marina And The Diamonds 74 82 7 74 Love Bites (So Do I) Halestorm 75 84 5 75 Perfect World Gossip 76 85 4 76 Boyfriend Justin Bieber 77 88 2 77 Follow The Leader Wisin & Yandel feat. Jennifer Lopez 78 98 2 78 Elevate Big Time Rush 79 69 19 45 Kiss The Stars Pixie Lott 80 52 12 20 Bangerang Skrillex 81 68 24 48 Second To None Chris Crocker 82 72 5 72 Wow Inna 83 70 51 2 Love You Like A Love Song Selena Gomez And The Scene 84 63 31 5 Galaxy Jessica Mauboy feat. Stan Walker 85 79 8 79 New World Slinkee Minx 86 73 9 70 Last To Go Anthony Callea 87 87 10 67 Lip Lock Freak Morice 88 75 22 4 Better Than I Know Myself Adam Lambert 89 78 29 27 Gunna Get Over You Sara Bareilles 90 100 2 90 Let It Go Alexandra Burke 91 81 16 32 This City Patrick Stump feat. Lupe Fiasco 92 NEW 1 92 Rescue Me Kerrie Roberts 93 NEW 1 93 Unashamed Desire Missy Higgins 94 NEW 1 94 Push & Shove No Doubt 95 NEW 1 95 Blood For Poppies Garbage 96 83 25 1 Storytime Nightwish 97 86 8 68 Concrete Angel Gareth Emery feat. Christina Novelli 98 94 2 94 Call My Name Cheryl Cole 99 NEW 1 99 Live And Learn Troy Cassar-Daley 100 91 23 3 Kill My Boyfriend Natalia Kills