Matt's Top 100 - May 14th, 2012

Well well, isn't this a surprise? No, no, not the number 1 and 2. They are boring in their positions but orgasmic to the ears, being the infectious "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen and the hot-to-trot Ricki-Lee Coulter with "Do It Like That", respectfully. I'm talking about our bullet into the number 3 position this week, in her 38th week on the chart - "Merry Go Round" by Suzie McNeil! This song hung around the number 11 position like doggy-doo on a shoe and wouldn't budge for weeks and weeks, until she decided that she didn't wanna look up at other artists above her zooming in and out of the top 10 like they owned the place, so she did something about it. She said, "Look Matt. You don't keep me hovering outside the top 10 for no reason - you obviously love me - so show me the love!" And I succumbed. I'll admit, she got me. The song always did deserve full attention and a position to deserve it's rights, and it does so this week. So Suzie, you can remove the gun from the back of my neck - your song is great okay! Geesh, women are overtaking my chart - what IS this? The boys have to step up their game! Luckily Jonny McGovern holds off any further fish-smell from entering the top 4, although he pretty much is just a hairier version of a girl, so the jury is still out on that one. He is in with the catchy "#TOTDF" Kelly cops a kick to the face this week, dropping back but still clinging onto the top 5, with "Dark Side". This girl always puts up a fight on Matt's Top 100, don't you worry about that. Reba, Delta, Matt and Gotye round out the top 9, and Darren Hayes squeezes out last week's number 10 to claim his third top 10 hit this year, already, with "Stupid Mistake". This queen was not letting a group of up and coming queens hold onto his top 10 crown! (I did notice everyone chose to ignore the D.Hayes and J.Lo 'huge bottom' joke in last weeks commentary - although the comment may have just been removed by our amazing board's moderators, who do an incredible amazing fanTABulous job here, in which case I do apologise for any confusion of my words that may have caused my readers to obtain a dirty mind) Anywho, DEV and Enrique enter the top 20 this week with 'Naked', which may or may not be my theme song when I drink too much of a Saturday night Now, special mention should go to an artist who hasn't been around for a while, in with an incredible debut at number 15 this week. I find it such a sweet song and I believe this artist is such an incredible lyricist and always has been. A nice comeback! I've replayed it about eight times just tonight so far Also debuting at 21 is Kate Miller-Heidke with "I'll Change Your Mind". Anyone who hasn't seen the film clip to this needs to just so they can squirm at the ending like I did a few days ago She also gets extra points for calling the artist at number 86 on my chart this week a "Pot-Kettle ****wit" on twitter this week in retaliation to him saying that she was a waste of space. I have never laughed so hard in ages at such a good comeback! Anyhow, I'm rambling, as usual Enjoy the rest of the chart  TW LW TI HP TITLE ARTIST 1 1 23 1 Call Me Maybe Carly Rae Jepsen 2 2 8 2 Do It Like That Ricki Lee 3 9 38 3 Merry Go Round Suzie McNeil 4 4 4 4 #TOTDF Jonny McGovern 5 3 10 3 Dark Side Kelly Clarkson 6 6 18 6 Somebody's Chelsea Reba McEntire 7 5 7 3 Sitting On Top Of The World Delta Goodrem 8 8 16 1 Brother Matt Corby 9 7 43 1 Somebody That I Used To Know Gotye feat. Kimbra 10 11 5 10 Stupid Mistake Darren Hayes 11 10 16 6 One Thing One Direction 12 13 6 12 Dance Again Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull 13 15 8 13 Primadonna Marina And The Diamonds 14 14 9 14 The Music Won't Break Your Heart Stan Walker 15 NEW 1 15 Guardian Alanis Morissette 16 16 34 1 What Makes You Beautiful One Direction 17 12 16 2 We Are Young Fun. Feat Janelle Monae' 18 20 14 15 Naked DEV & Enrique Iglesias 19 19 10 19 Good Girl Carrie Underwood 20 22 17 4 Next To Me Emeli Sande 21 NEW 1 21 I'll Change Your Mind Kate Miller-Heidke 22 24 16 2 No Show Regurgitator 23 25 4 23 212 Azealia Banks 24 18 37 1 Bloodstained Heart Darren Hayes 25 27 5 25 Shut Up And Kiss Me Reece Mastin 26 26 8 26 Rosebud The Jezabels 27 31 8 27 Brokenhearted Karmin 28 30 5 28 I Don't Like You Eva Simons 29 28 14 20 Like A Girl In Love Elen Levon 30 32 17 17 I Like Klaas & Bodybangers 31 35 5 31 2012 (If The World Would End) Mike Candys feat. Evelyn & Patrick Miller 32 46 3 32 Talk Me Down Alyssa Reid 33 29 25 1 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) Kelly Clarkson 34 33 21 5 Masterpiece Madonna 35 34 16 9 All This Way Amanda Fondell 36 17 12 8 Euphoria Loreen 37 23 16 9 Free Graffiti6 38 37 6 37 1974 The Knux feat. Natalia Kills 39 21 8 5 Ode To The Bouncer Studio Killers 40 38 14 32 Easy Way Out Gotye 41 36 35 1 Amazing Vanessa Amorosi 42 48 18 34 Set It Off Timomatic 43 39 31 1 Raining Diamonds Ricki Lee 44 49 42 2 Call Your Girlfriend Robyn 45 44 8 42 Young Homie Chris Rene 46 45 3 45 Can't Say No Conor Maynard 47 41 10 30 Girl Gone Wild Madonna feat. Avicii 48 42 25 1 Big In Japan Martin Solveig & Dragonette feat. Idoling 49 43 18 14 Give Your Heart A Break Demi Lovato 50 NEW 1 50 Child 360 51 51 28 12 Get Used To It Ben Lee 52 50 23 8 Born To Die Lana Del Rey 53 47 22 16 Gimme That Cassie 54 55 8 42 Internet Friends Knife Party 55 57 12 51 So Listen Cody Simpson feat. T-Pain 56 58 4 56 Northern Light Basshunter 57 67 23 30 Ours Taylor Swift 58 65 7 58 Curiosity Carly Rae Jepsen 59 53 27 17 Act Yr Age Bluejuice 60 54 35 3 Playmate To Jesus Aqua 61 60 26 32 Black Out The Sun Darren Hayes 62 56 28 3 Good Night Reece Mastin 63 64 14 45 Banner Lights 64 74 5 64 Nobody Knows Darin 65 40 12 27 Part Of Me Katy Perry 66 66 5 66 Picking Up The Pieces Paloma Faith 67 71 23 47 He Likes Boys Simone Battle 68 61 24 2 Weak Melanie C 69 62 36 12 The One That Got Away Katy Perry 70 77 39 12 Hand Dance Liquid Diet 71 76 8 71 Bow Wow Wow Bodyrox feat. Chipmunk and Luciana 72 59 17 19 Hello Baby Asher Monroe 73 80 5 73 Lies Marina And The Diamonds 74 82 7 74 Love Bites (So Do I) Halestorm 75 84 5 75 Perfect World Gossip 76 85 4 76 Boyfriend Justin Bieber 77 88 2 77 Follow The Leader Wisin & Yandel feat. Jennifer Lopez 78 98 2 78 Elevate Big Time Rush 79 69 19 45 Kiss The Stars Pixie Lott 80 52 12 20 Bangerang Skrillex 81 68 24 48 Second To None Chris Crocker 82 72 5 72 Wow Inna 83 70 51 2 Love You Like A Love Song Selena Gomez And The Scene 84 63 31 5 Galaxy Jessica Mauboy feat. Stan Walker 85 79 8 79 New World Slinkee Minx 86 73 9 70 Last To Go Anthony Callea 87 87 10 67 Lip Lock Freak Morice 88 75 22 4 Better Than I Know Myself Adam Lambert 89 78 29 27 Gunna Get Over You Sara Bareilles 90 100 2 90 Let It Go Alexandra Burke 91 81 16 32 This City Patrick Stump feat. Lupe Fiasco 92 NEW 1 92 Rescue Me Kerrie Roberts 93 NEW 1 93 Unashamed Desire Missy Higgins 94 NEW 1 94 Push & Shove No Doubt 95 NEW 1 95 Blood For Poppies Garbage 96 83 25 1 Storytime Nightwish 97 86 8 68 Concrete Angel Gareth Emery feat. Christina Novelli 98 94 2 94 Call My Name Cheryl Cole 99 NEW 1 99 Live And Learn Troy Cassar-Daley 100 91 23 3 Kill My Boyfriend Natalia Kills

Matt's top 100 - May 7th, 2012

Okay, I did my best to get back from the middle of nowhere (Tasmania) to get my chart in on time, but alas I failed I did however complete my chart on the plane, so at least I'm dedicated! The old woman next to me doing her crossword was looking across at my laptop screen as if to say 'Who the hell is Carly Rae Japanese? She doesn't look Japanese' or whatever the disgruntled look of an old granny usually looks like.
I politely faced the laptop away from her after that

Anywoo, I'm sure you're all getting bored of it now, but yours truly holds onto the top position for a 12th week, marking 3 months on top of "Matt's Top 100", which is an amazing feat because usually my chart is all over the place, but she has proved me wrong.
Oh, and a friend on my facebook got to meet her and posted photos when she was in Sydney last week, so I must hunt that friend down and kill him in a rage of jealousy *smiles* "Cupcake anyone?"

Ricki-Lee, still held off at 2, but she's in my hometown at the moment (even though her home town is only next to my home town so it still counts!) so I'm hoping she'll do a surprise performance at my favourite gay nightclub, but she prob won't - bitch meanie.

Kelly gets a new High Position, and Suzie McNeil finally cracks the top 10 after a staggering 37 weeks on the chart. She had a high of 11 but couldn't quite crack it, but I guess the other songs this week sucked enough to let her fly on through It is a killer track tho I must admit, and it's still hanging around the top!

Darren and J-Lo fly up the top 20, proving that huge bottoms really do go for it

Stan Walker, Marina & The Diamonds and Carrie Underwood all break the top 20 this week!

Eva Simons newbie slams up the chart into number 30, the highest jumper this week. That track has some sick sounds in it!

Couple of newbies, as per usual.

Enjoy the chart guys!

TW	LW	TI	HP	TITLE	ARTIST
1	1	22	1	Call Me Maybe	Carly Rae Jepsen
2	2	7	2	Do It Like That	Ricki Lee
3	5	9	3	Dark Side	Kelly Clarkson
4	4	3	4	#TOTDF	Jonny McGovern
5	3	6	3	Sitting On Top Of The World	Delta Goodrem
6	7	17	6	Somebody's Chelsea	Reba McEntire
7	6	42	1	Somebody That I Used To Know	Gotye feat. Kimbra
8	10	15	1	Brother	Matt Corby
9	14	37	9	Merry Go Round	Suzie McNeil
10	9	15	6	One Thing	One Direction
11	18	4	11	Stupid Mistake	Darren Hayes
12	8	15	2	We Are Young	Fun. Feat Janelle Monae'
13	20	5	13	Dance Again	Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull
14	21	8	14	The Music Won't Break Your Heart	Stan Walker
15	25	7	15	Primadonna	Marina And The Diamonds
16	11	33	1	What Makes You Beautiful	One Direction
17	13	11	8	Euphoria	Loreen
18	24	36	1	Bloodstained Heart	Darren Hayes
19	26	9	19	Good Girl	Carrie Underwood
20	15	13	15	Naked	DEV & Enrique Iglesias
21	16	7	5	Ode To The Bouncer	Studio Killers
22	17	16	4	Next To Me	Emeli Sande
23	12	15	9	Free	Graffiti6
24	19	15	2	No Show	Regurgitator
25	30	3	25	212	Azealia Banks
26	31	7	26	Rosebud	The Jezabels
27	29	4	27	Shut Up And Kiss Me	Reece Mastin
28	23	13	20	Like A Girl In Love	Elen Levon
29	22	24	1	What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)	Kelly Clarkson
30	68	4	30	I Don't Like You	Eva Simons
31	72	7	31	Brokenhearted	Karmin
32	28	16	17	I Like	Klaas & Bodybangers
33	35	20	5	Masterpiece	Madonna
34	27	15	9	All This Way	Amanda Fondell
35	37	4	35	2012 (If The World Would End)	Mike Candys feat. Evelyn & Patrick Miller
36	33	34	1	Amazing	Vanessa Amorosi
37	39	5	37	1974	The Knux feat. Natalia Kills
38	32	13	32	Easy Way Out	Gotye
39	50	30	1	Raining Diamonds	Ricki Lee
40	40	11	27	Part Of Me	Katy Perry
41	34	9	30	Girl Gone Wild	Madonna feat. Avicii
42	38	24	1	Big In Japan	Martin Solveig & Dragonette feat. Idoling
43	36	17	14	Give Your Heart A Break	Demi Lovato
44	53	7	42	Young Homie	Chris Rene
45	59	2	45	Can't Say No	Conor Maynard
46	62	2	46	Talk Me Down	Alyssa Reid
47	41	21	16	Gimme That	Cassie
48	42	17	34	Set It Off	Timomatic
49	47	41	2	Call Your Girlfriend	Robyn
50	43	22	8	Born To Die	Lana Del Rey
51	45	27	12	Get Used To It	Ben Lee
52	44	11	20	Bangerang	Skrillex
53	52	26	17	Act Yr Age	Bluejuice
54	48	34	3	Playmate To Jesus	Aqua
55	49	7	42	Internet Friends	Knife Party
56	46	27	3	Good Night	Reece Mastin
57	51	11	51	So Listen	Cody Simpson feat. T-Pain
58	58	3	58	Northern Light	Basshunter
59	60	16	19	Hello Baby	Asher Monroe
60	54	25	32	Black Out The Sun	Darren Hayes
61	56	23	2	Weak	Melanie C
62	55	35	12	The One That Got Away	Katy Perry
63	57	30	5	Galaxy	Jessica Mauboy feat. Stan Walker
64	61	13	45	Banner	Lights
65	66	6	65	Curiosity	Carly Rae Jepsen
66	71	4	66	Picking Up The Pieces	Paloma Faith
67	64	22	30	Ours	Taylor Swift
68	63	23	48	Second To None	Chris Crocker
69	65	18	45	Kiss The Stars	Pixie Lott
70	67	50	2	Love You Like A Love Song	Selena Gomez And The Scene
71	74	22	47	He Likes Boys	Simone Battle
72	73	4	72	Wow	Inna
73	77	8	70	Last To Go	Anthony Callea
74	69	4	66	Nobody Knows	Darin
75	70	21	4	Better Than I Know Myself	Adam Lambert
76	80	7	76	Bow Wow Wow	Bodyrox feat. Chipmunk and Luciana
77	78	38	12	Hand Dance	Liquid Diet
78	75	28	27	Gunna Get Over You	Sara Bareilles
79	83	7	79	New World	Slinkee Minx
80	92	4	80	Lies	Marina And The Diamonds
81	76	15	32	This City	Patrick Stump feat. Lupe Fiasco
82	87	6	82	Love Bites (So Do I)	Halestorm
83	79	24	1	Storytime	Nightwish
84	97	4	84	Perfect World	Gossip
85	100	3	85	Boyfriend	Justin Bieber
86	81	7	68	Concrete Angel	Gareth Emery feat. Christina Novelli
87	82	9	67	Lip Lock	Freak Morice
88	NEW	1	88	Follow The Leader	Wisin & Yandel feat. Jennifer Lopez
89	84	7	84	Zero Gravity	Kerli
90	95	2	90	30 Days	The Saturdays
91	86	22	3	Kill My Boyfriend	Natalia Kills
92	85	24	63	In Your Arms	Kina Grannis
93	88	11	39	Big White Room	Jessie J
94	NEW	1	94	Call My Name	Cheryl Cole
95	90	35	1	Big	Sneaky Sound System
96	91	34	1	Sober	Loreen
97	93	7	72	Fantastic Baby	BigBang
98	NEW	1	98	Elevate	Big Time Rush
99	94	11	76	Every Night	Asher Monroe
100	NEW	1	100	Let It Go	Alexandra Burke